Sabbadee (Hello) from Laos

How are things you crazy kids.

I know it has been a while, but I've been busy!!

Anyway, hopefully here's a starter, a taster as it were. I shall brief it at the moment and go in to more detail later.

Basically, I haven't go that much time right now so here's a summary.

Been snorkeling, sun bathing, sunburn, drinking, sleeping, seeing amazing scenery, eating gorgeous spicy Thai food, river kwai, death railway, Thai boxing, Thai dancing, temples, trains, buses, tuk tuk's, dodgy truck, motorcycle rickshaw, buddha's, football, elephants (ridden), Thai cookery, and got to Laos.

One funny story I shall tell you about is that I almost got my camera stolen / eaten by an Elephant. I bought some bananas and sugar cane for him and placed them around the wrist on which I had me camera. The greedy cunt (sorry!!) then grabbed all the bananas as well as sugar cane along with my camera. He was about to shovel it in to his gob before I snapped it from his jaws (the last bit is slightly more dramatic than it sounds, I didn't even notice that the camera was gone). Then I watched the bastard paint something better than what I can do, tell you what, people say Elephants never forget. I wont forget this grey animal for quite a while.

More quality stories where that baby came from. Update soon!! And pics, I promise!!